igssc 04 2nd release 09.30.04 (12:27 pm) FOR IMEDIATE RELEASE: 9/29/04 IGSSC 04 GALACTIC GALAXY CONTACT: PLUTO PILOT >2004 Intergalactic Single Speed Championships > >TO ALL WACKY ONES AND THEIR BRETHEN. THE INTERGALACTIC SINGLE SPEED SPACE >FEDERATION ANNOUNCES TO ALL A FORMAL INVITATION TO THE LARGEST AND MOST >PRESTIGIOUS SINGLE SPEED EVENT IN THE GALAXY! > >YES, IT'S TRUE, THE INTERGALACTIC SINGLE SPEED CHAMPIONSHIPS WILL BE HELD IN >BOULDER, COLORADO, STARTING AT THE 14TH STREET AND WALNUT STREET BUS STATION >AT 5:40 PM, ON OCTOBER 1, 2004, IN THE MILKY WAY GALAXY SYSTEM. THIS EVENT >IS LONGER, DARKER, AND DANKER THAN ANY OTHER IN THE GALAXY > >FORGET THE STUPID "WORLD CHAMPIONSHIPS" AND SUCH, THEY PALE IN COMPARISION. >SO THEY HAVE NEDERLAND? DO THEY HAVE CARIBOU? DO THEY HAVE 2 PAC SHAKUR? DO >THEY HAVE MERIWEATHER? NO THEY DON'T, BUT WE DO. AND WE SHALL TOUR THEM ALL >AND MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A LOCAL BREW TO HONOR EACH AND EVERY ONE OF THEM! OH >YES! > >WE WILL BEGIN WITH A SPACE SHIP BUS RIDE UP TO THE NEDERLAND STAR SYSTEM >(BRING $2.75 FOR BUS FARE), AND CONTINUE WITH A SPECTACULAR RIDE ­ YET TO BE >DETERMINED AS FAR AS YOU KNOW (SNOW IS PREDICTED!!!). WE SHALL TRAVEL >THROUGH THE ASTEROID FIELDS OF WEST MAGNOLIA, THE PEAK TO PEAK GALAXY, THE >RINGS OF SUGARLOAF AND EVENTUALLY RETURN TO BOULDER. > >EVERYONE IS WELCOME. ANY BIKE WILL DO AS LONG AS IT IS OFS - CROSS, CRUISER, >TOWNIE, TRACK, JUNKER, ROADIE, JALOPY, BIG WHEEL, UNICYCLE, THEY ARE ALL >WELCOME AT THE IGSSC. THIS IS THE FIRST EVER INTERGALACTIC SINGLE SPEED >CHAMPIONSHIP SLATED FOR A NIGHT TIME RIDE. BE SURE TO SET UP YOUR X-WING >SINGLE SPEED FIGHTERS WITH LIGHTS, AS WE WILL TOUR THROUGH DARK EVIL WOODS >ON OUR VOYAGE FROM NEDERLAND TO BOULDER. > >FOLLOWING THE RIDE WE WILL DANCE THE NIGHT AWAY AT A LOCATION TO BE >DETERMINED. AND THEN, IT'S THE TOUR DE DEWEY THE NEXT NIGHT, SATURDAY, >OCTOBER 2. MEET AT EBEN G FINE PARK AT 9 PM FOR THIS HISTORIC EVENT. > >FOR YOU SLACKERS WHO MISS THE BUS ON FRIDAY NIGHT - MEET AT THE PIONEER INN >AT 6:20 PM IN NEDERLAND. 0 Comments